Dear Trey Songz,
I am a woman of a certain age. I'm a wife and a mother of two who's starting to make a name for myself in the literary community.
I've been in the presence of quite a bit of stars and have always remained the consummate professional. (Except for that time I chased O.D.B down an escalator and asked for a hug and he autographed my Pizza Hut box for me. Pause...I was like 14 so its ok. RIP Ol' Dirty Bastard)
I'm a classy broad for the most part, but let me tell you something, Tremaine, if I was single... I'd **** you the ******* in a ****** ***** bathroom, any time, any day.
With love,
Kaira
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No and again no K LOL feed him before he has a breakdown from skinniness
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