There are a few things that will not get your number in my phone. (Well actually I'm too passive aggressive to just not take someone's number. I'd put the number in and then delete it in the ladies room a lil later.)
I need you to put that where? Back there... if you:
5. Have on sandals - over 40 years old this does not apply to you. Under 40 please get it together! There's a time and a place for everything and if we are not on a Caribbean beach somewhere you need not be wearing sandals, sir. I mean, in general men's feet are just not for showcasing.
4. Have on overly decorated shoes - I can't... Your shoes can't have more going on than mine! The pointed toe, the buckle upon buckle, the gator texture here, smooth leather there. I...can't.
3. Have on shades - I do find that there are certain sunglasses that are fitting for a man and actually look quite nice. But I find them few and far between. Most times it just adds a femininity to your look that I can't quite appreciate just yet.
2. Can't dance - Now this is a tricky one because there's something borderline feminine with a dancing-ass man. But on the other hand I like a man that's semi proficient in dancing. But I find that if you don't know how to dance a swaggerfull two-step works just as well. It bothers me when a man has no rhythm but it doesn't stop him from jamming the loudest and proudest. Stay in your lane please.
1. Have long nails - I...just...can't. Self explanatory, no?
Do you agree? What did I miss?!
Hahaha I definitely agree about the sandals. Jesus sandles, in particular, are the worst if you ask me. You're also so very right about the dancing. And from personal experience I can say it is REALLY a disappointment when a man can't manage to get his electric slide game together. What??? It's the electric slide! That's an essential, we will all have done it at least 50 times in our lifetimes at barbecues, parties, family reunions, etc. There's no excuse for him slaying the electric slide with a lack of rhythm and overabundance of awkwardness. I...just...can't.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, but LL Cool J is one sexy man. He is excused for wearing shades. So even though you used his picture as an example of a turn off, you're wrong. He's sexy no matter what!
ReplyDeleteLMAO... The decorated shoe thing - definitely a no-no! Actually, that should be #1.
ReplyDeleteLau
you forgot the mouth piece!
ReplyDeletea man's grill should always be on point.
snag-a-tooth, plaque build-up, golden grills, etc. a man should be cursed out for having the confidence to even approach someone of the opposite sex with a messed up grill!
sn- long fingernails isnt much of a turn-off, it just creeps me the hell out!
-brownsugar
iaqree iaqree but u missed
ReplyDeletetoo much cologne..they need to start qivin out directionsz w/those sayin 2 squirts ONCE day ...
badd breath ...people MEN please use toothpaste
&+ idont knw abt yall but a guy thatsz already showin me he hasz "protection" REALLY turnsz me off like how do u knw iwanna sleep w/u ..cuz iDONT ...im jus sayin
Girl, I totally agree with the fingernail thing. YUCK!
ReplyDelete---Vonda
It's a shame you even had to mention the long nails~ what's that all about anyway?
ReplyDeleteWhat about the guy holding on to the last string. Please no bald spots & or receding hairline it's unacceptable. You're better off bald sir!
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